A little girl asked her mum, “How did the human race appear?”
Mum answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
The girl then asked her Dad the same question.
Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mum and said, “Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!” 🤣
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found”
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, “Mom, can I go bungee jumping?”
The mom says “No, you were born from A broken rubber and I don’t want you to go out the same way!”
Sunday school teacher: “Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?”
Johnny: “No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My Mum’s a good cook.”
“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle,
especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’.”
A teenage boy goes to a strip club.
Mum: “Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?”
Teenage boy: “Yes, I saw dad!”
“Your kids can never make fun of you for teaching you how to use your phone.
You taught them how to use a spoon.”
For Mother’s Day, a man took his wife to an orchard and they stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple watch she was expecting apparently.
