IF YOU CANNOT FIND YOUR DOG, OPEN THE FRIDGE DOOR.
HE will be STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
I SAW TWO DOGS WALK OVER TO A PARKING METER.
ONE SAID TO THE OTHER, “HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
PAY TOILETS!”
THIS MORNING I SAW A NEIGHBOUR TALKING TO HER CAT.
IT WAS OBVIOUS SHE THOUGHT HER CAT UNDERSTOOD HER.
I WENT BACK INTO MY HOUSE, TOLD MY DOG – WE LAUGHED A LOT.
I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it.
It’s all about balance.