Boss: "You called in sick yesterday and said you had the Corona virus. You can't be here until you get tested"
Employee: "I said I had a case of Corona and I wasn't coming in to work. I never said anything about a virus"
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a month-long quarantine, you probably should’ve seen a doctor long before COVID-19.
I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus...
It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
THEY SAID GLOVES AND A MASK WOULD BE ENOUGH TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET.
THEY LIED, EVERYONE ELSE HAD THEIR CLOTHES ON.
Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home we should focus on inner peace.
To achieve this we should always finish things we start to help create more calm in our lives.
I looked around the house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished……
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle Chardonnay, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.